Easily Replaced

So, I wondered about whether to write this post or not, for fear that it would be taken the wrong way. I found it hilarious, so I'm posting it.

It drives Jerry crazy that I am so jumpy. He can't understand why I always jump and start panting when he quietly enters a room behind me without me knowing. Then when he starts talking it scares me so much. Actually, if I'm being honest, I think it kind of bugs him because I get so dramatic, and it happens ALL the time, and he's not TRYING to scare me. I CAN'T help it!

Hayden, on the other hand thinks it's hilarious. The other day he scared me, and yes he does do it on purpose. As I was recovering he asked, "Did I scare you to death?" I started teasing with him and said, "Well, no you didn't scare me to DEATH. Hopefully you don't want to scare me to death. You'd be sad if I wasn't here."

This loving boy's response???

"Eh, we still have dad."

"But dad has to go to work. What would you do during the day?"

"We'd just go to work with him."

"He can't take you with him, he has to be working."

"We'll just go over to Korina's during the day till dad gets home every day."

"She has her own family to take care of. She can't add 3 more kids to her family every day. You'd have to go to a babysitter (then trying to add drama) EVERY SINGLE DAY."

(drama didn't work)

"EVERY DAY!! That would be so fun to have a babysitter every day."

Oh boy! Where did I go wrong?? Did I mention that Hayden has his dad's sense of humor? He was obviously kidding..... at least I hope! :)